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==Text== {{book|w=50% |"So, this is it. The magic chunk of wood that [[Nyrissa|N.]] needs so much. Out of everyone I sent to procure it, that lame [[Tartuccio]] was the one to get lucky. The rascal politely died, sparing me the need of paying... But to hells with him. This odd piece of wood is what's important. [[Evindra|E.]] said it was called '[[Briar]]'. What's so special about it? Why's it so important for [[Nyrissa|N.]] β and more importantly, what's in it for me? |*** |Started with the basics: tried to examine the piece of wood using [[Detect Magic|magical detection]]. Simple, right? My eyes nearly popped out. This thing has a stunning aura. It's a major artifact β maybe even belonged to one of the gods. Or an [[Eldest]] perhaps? [[Nyrissa|N.]] is a fey β probably swiped it from someone in the [[First World]]. Congratulations, [[Irovetti]], you've hit the jackpot! Just figure out fast what to do with it, before they take it away! |*** |Artifacts, especially major ones, are deceptive. Hold it by the wrong end, and a shitbucket of curses will shower down upon you. So before experimenting with it myself, I gave it to my [[Engelidis|Engie-girl]] and told her to poke [[Hannis Drelev|Drelev]] with it. Nobody's ransom for him, and he's too proud to either serve me or warm my bed β so let him be a test subject. It ended badly β the poor fellow lost his mind. Wellβ¦ That's a result too! |*** |[[Engelidis|Engie-girl]] is like a totally different creature. She used to hiss at me and threaten to bite something off unless I soothed her with a few spells. And now she coaxes me, assumes the most seductive poses, whispers tender things. She's fallen in love with me head over heels, and I haven't used any spells on her for days! Looks like I somehow activated the wooden thing's witcheryβ¦ But how? Why wasn't it [[Hannis Drelev|Drelev]] who fell in love with her, but she with me? I need to continue these experiments... |*** |I've got it! Touching the [[Briar]] causes the subject to fall in love with its owner β that's me! [[Hannis Drelev|Drelev]]'s insanity doesn't fit into this, but we'll deal with that later. As for now, I should try this artifact onβ¦ Hmm, whom? There are so many opportunities β I don't know where to begin! |*** |I used the [[Briar]] on [[Annamede Belavarah|A. B.]] β I couldn't lure that column of ice into bed without divine intervention! At first I thought she went mad too. That foolish woman started screaming, throwing plates, splashed wine on me β acting more like a stallkeeper than a bard! But in a couple days my people reported that she came to her senses β and was seeking revenge! Ha, ha, ha. But still, what does it mean? How does this [[Briar]] work? There must be some purpose! |*** |I tested it on [[Ilora Nuski|I. N.]] β same result, an ugly tantrum out of the blue. Ha, [[Irovetti]]! You have everything β talent, wealth, power, but no luck in love β none whatsoever! |*** |Fun is fun, but I need to do something with the [[Briar]], and soon. If [[Nyrissa|N.]] finds out I've been hiding her toy all this time, I'll be in trouble. But what tragic comedy. β I hold this incredible power in my hands, but don't have the key to use it! And I've no one to ask for advice β there's not a single intelligent spellcaster nearby. I should have opened a school of magic instead of an [[Academy of Grand Arts]]!" }}
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